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Zombieland - Red Band Trailer

Zombieland Director: Ruben Fleischer Cast: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Abigail Breslin, Bill Murray Rated: R Release Date: October 9, 2009

Trailer Score: 10

My Thoughts: Far be it for me to give in to exaggeration and rhapsodizing, but Zombieland could be horror’s version of The Rapture (In horror’s version, all non-horror fans stay here and are forced to watch melodramatic period pieces and formulaic chick-flicks, while the worthy ascend to horror fan heaven). In fact, I need to keep a close eye on myself, because the last time I was this excited about a movie (Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers), I spent six jittery months tweaking on anticipation and then when it was over, sunk into a deep depression because now I had nothing to look forward to. I barely survived it. I’m already starting to feel Zombieland seeping into my veins and causing me to twitch…

Why am I sitting here wasting my time with you people? I’m going to go camp out for the next couple of months so I’m the first in line when the tickets go on sale.

District 9 & The Time Traveler's Wife - Video Reviews

District 9