Oh, that old formula: a loan officer (Alison Lohman) denies a loan extension to an ancient gypsy woman who responds with a hell curse instead of just complaining to the media. And hell curses, as the spooky shadows and sharp-toothed vengeful harpies illustrate, are one big bummer. The preview looks campy and the title is unquantifiably stupid, but Sam Raimi is directing and the fabulous Justin Long plays the concerned boyfriend. Is that dog turd on the horizon really a delicious tootsie roll? We're going to have to find out the hard way.
We already have a problem with the basic premise, because no one would actually mess with the creepy witch with the piebald eyes. Even in this economy, an obvious sorceress gets her loan extension, along with a gift basket, and a warm hug; so, we'll see.