Directed by: Rob Thomas Cast: Kirsten Bell, Jason Dohring, Enrico Colantoni, Chris Lowell Running Time: 1 hr 47 mins Rating: PG-13 Own "VERONICA MARS" on Blu-ray and DVD on 5/6
PLOT: Private investigator Veronica Mars (Bell) returns to her hometown of Neptune, CA when her ex-boyfriend is accused of murder.
WHO'S IT FOR? If you paid for this movie, you might as well see it. If you aren't one of the 91,585 people who backed this film on Kickstarter, the answer isn't so simple.
In a way that gives the show its hip geeky edge, the dialogue of Veronica Mars is constructed around sporadic mad-libs, which includes name-drops to the Barenaked Ladies, Sharknado, Clint Eastwood, and the term "asshat". In an admirable feat, the portion in which characters spout these phrases is fitting - while the "Veronica Mars" may not be all that funny, it doesn't come as desperate for relevancy. Instead, it positions itself well-within a realistic pop culture stratosphere where movies, music, and celebrities are intertwined.
With questionable tact, Veronica Mars uses winks as a form of self-defense against people not already wooed by the movie's simple existence. A name-dropping of "Kickstarter" can be heard in the first few minutes of the movie; later someone becomes mouthpiece to the film's awareness by saying Veronica is "Neptune's own Angela Lansbury." But with this embedded awareness, this makes its goofier corners even more awkward as it becomes blind to how it looks.
The film's product placement in particular is shameless. Considering the homemade quality of this movie (where Warner Bros. was framed in the Veronica Mars Kickstarter narrative to be the parents deciding whether to build the lemonade stand) it's disappointing to have the venture turned into a commercial. While any awareness of this in the movie is too little, perhaps the sequel will fight back with snark against comments such as my own? Don't people want their TV shows to upgrade to movies because there will be no more commercial breaks? What is this, HuluPlus?
In terms of assembling its broadest appeal, a viable whodunit, Veronica Mars does have craftiness with its mystery. It stays at least one footstep ahead of the viewer, and its supporting performances (Gaby Hoffmann, Ryan Hansen, Krysten Ritter, Martin Starr) sell the film's diversions well. Although other story arcs (including one about police corruption) feel like time-fillers, "Veronica Mars" can have some decent strides.
In a way that is likely unintentional, the ideas of Veronica Mars overshadow its storytelling twists. Specifically, there is a curious focus on how society values celebrity journalism, and that justice only matters in the court of "public opinion." In a moment more striking than whatever Mars uncovers through her investigations, the climax is given aftermath news coverage by TMZ only. Earlier scenes as well show characters eschewing actual news sources for information. (True to the movie's unabashed cutting of corners, this fixation on celebrity makes even wider the plot hole about suspected murder Logan being able to roam around without paparazzi pandemonium.)
Other corners cut in terms of storytelling show an inclination to a preset understanding of the series' scope. In particular, the hazy view of the film's focal town of Neptune, CA. Not only are dangerous rich kids causing trouble and thus creating lengthy "In Memoriam" segments at reunions, but apparently they're turning it into the wild west. However, when Veronica's dad begs of her, "Don't let this town take you down like it does everyone else," the tone is completely off. Is he joking? How awful can this sunny town of well-dressed people be? Based on the film, Neptune seems to be a place where crime only happens because a story beckons for it.
Should "Fans Only" be the subtitle of Veronica Mars? Does this movie try to captivate the kudos of anyone more than those who paid to make it happen? Outsiders may not be able to pick out the special appearances or references, but the swift-enough movie raises a bigger issue. The true curiosity concerns whether this adaptation is for fans of movies that look and feel like actual movies, or if its only for those who are fine with films that could be TV specials.
Veronica Mars is a movie vitalized by the expectations in TV storytelling, relying on the stretches of logic that are fair game for cramped 30 or 60 minute slots. Visually as well, the film also works for those who are more accepting of a glossy aesthetic, providing the HDTV glimmer of an image. For those looking to see their favorite show on something specifically bigger than a television, the familiar image might provide them comfort. For others, it's a downgrade.
FINAL SCORE: 5/10
“Veronica Mars” Blu-ray contains the following special features:
- By The Fans: The Making of the Veronica Mars Movie
- Deleted Scenes
- Gag Reel
- More On-Set Fun: Welcome to Keith Mars Investigation
- More On-Set Fun: Game Show with Kristen Bell and Chris Lowell
- More On-Set Fun: On Set with Max Greenfield
- More On-Set Fun: Veronica Mars' Backers
- More On-Set Fun: "It's Not All About You, Monkey"
- More On-Set Fun: Young Veronica