It's rare for a film to keep this tight-lipped about a blockbuster, without M. Night Shamalan being involved ... but it's hard to get my G.I. Joe fix. This was my toy growing up. I had almost every character (including the original Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow) and loved the cartoon, complete with red and blue lazers that never hit anything.
So for now, I'll have to be content with Joseph Gordon Levitt talking about playing Cobra Commander and being pretty happy about the whole thing.
"It was nothing but fun," he'll say. "People have been asking me about 'G.I. Joe' like 'Oh, it's so different.' or 'You normally do these works of art and now you're doing this.' But I'll tell you the truth, the reason I did 'G.I. Joe' was the same reason I did 'Brick' or 'Mysterious Skin' or '500 Days of Summer' or 'The Lookout' or anything else, which is that I was creatively inspired.
He goes on a little more in the interview with HITFIX, but that's about it.
So if anyone knows ... let me know, becuase if there's one thing we know, it's knowing is half the battle.